god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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