is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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