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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca

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(212): View more from New York

I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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(518): View more from New York

just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her

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(607): View more from New York

then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"

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(303): View more from Colorado

Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.

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(516): View more from New York

I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship

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(517): View more from Michigan

it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really

(1-517): View more from Michigan

...i feel like you have a lot of those.

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(716): View more from New York

Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed

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