I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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