he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
