"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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