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im six kinds of drunk right now
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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