How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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