i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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