Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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