chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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