dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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