the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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