I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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