In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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