I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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