why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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