So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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