Kiss
Puke
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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