fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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