and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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