did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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