just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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