I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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