Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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