Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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