Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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