Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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