The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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