Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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