i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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