Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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