; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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