Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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