We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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