I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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