i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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