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(770): View more from Georgia

His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.

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(214): View more from Texas

His apartment number was 69. I had to.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!

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(315): View more from New York

She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her

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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us

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