idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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