you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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