just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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