Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
