You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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