p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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