FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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