Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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