Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Operation Purity has been aborted
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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