is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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