i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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