spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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