the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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