I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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