I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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